Living by myself gets lonely sometimes but that’s okay since I hate everybody anyways.
When you’re at the bar and Jimmy Buffet comes on
Am I ever going to get over the fact you didn’t even bother to see me and say bye before I moved? Or that you chose some low life wanker over me? My feelings are eating me alive almost a year later and it fucking sucks. Forever mentally screwed thanks to what you did to me and nothing/nobody makes me feel better except the good memories of you.
Got my CDL license and finished training to drive around car carriers! Hibachi and sake to celebrate!
Who needs sleep when you’ve got bate’s motel?
I don’t even smoke anymore but hey thx
Let’s go finland!!!!
You guys go together like the dish network and a thunderstorm.